True story

My eldest (♀), then aged two, wandered in to the bathroom as I was about to urinate and provided running commentary thus:

Go on Daddy!

Go on Daddy!

Do a wee wee Daddy!

Do a wee wee Daddy!

Do a wee wee Daddy!

GOOD GIRL DADDY!!!!!

MUMMY!!!! Daddy's a REALLY GOOD GIRL!!!!! DADDY DID A WEE WEE IN THE TOILET!!!!!!

I'd say I'd pissed myself laughing but it would sound post-post-modern

Posted By: Peculiar Swan, Jan 26, 19:37:31