Just saw Peter Thorne in the Gym,

he couldn’t keep up with poor old Doris on the X-Trainer even when she stopped because her colostomy bag became detached; she still pissed all over him. The final straw came for Pete though when Betty passed him a dumbbell & he collapsed with the dumbbell trapping his little finger to the floor. He was straight onto the phone to Peter Grant to advise him he had to withdraw form the squad for Blackpool as the extra training hadn’t worked & he had developed an itchy bottom due to all the extra training & it had set his piles off again.

Posted By: lovely old job, Jan 25, 15:16:31