I asked Grok to rewrite your post in the style of Donald Trump.

Jebus Fooking Crimbo, let me tell you, EVERYONE on the internet, they’re all looking for attention, okay? They’re posting, they’re tweeting, they’re doing whatever, and they want everyone to see it. It’s like, unbelievable, the best attention, the most attention, nobody gets more attention than these people!
Do you post something hoping nobody reads it? No way, folks, no way! That’s not how it works. You post because you want MILLIONS of people to read it, right? The best people, the smartest people, they’re all reading it. It’s going to be huge!
And the lack of self-awareness? I mean, it’s the most bizarre thing, really, the most bizarre. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it. These people, they just don’t get it, but I get it, believe me. I’m the only one who gets it.
Life is so hard for some people, so hard, but not for me, not for us. We’re going to make life great again, the best it’s ever been. Tremendous! Just watch

Posted By: Captain Bligh, Apr 11, 13:21:20