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The International Lawn Gnome Liberation Front"

Mission: To liberate garden gnomes from the tyranny of static decoration and grant them the freedom to experience the world.

Activities:

Organizing secret "Rescue Raids" to relocate gnomes to new and exciting environments.

Hosting gnome appreciation parades where gnomes take center stage.

Creating a "Gnome Exchange Program" allowing gnome owners to swap their gnomes for a month-long vacation.
Goals:

Ensure every gnome gets the chance to explore a new garden at least once a year.

Raise awareness about the static lives of gnomes and encourage people to rethink garden decorations.

Establish a network of "Gnome Sanctuaries" where retired gnomes can live out their golden years in peace.

Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Mar 9, 11:39:23