Forgetting it was valentine's day as I do with all dates of significance

I casually suggested to Mrs B a couple of days ago that we go out for something to eat tonight.

"Are you f**king mad? It's Valentine's day, it'll be full of c**ts paying too much for the same s**t they serve every other night, let's stay in and have a kebab".

That's why we're still solid as a rock after 22 years.

Posted By: Captain Bligh, Feb 14, 12:46:28