I went on a family holiday once to the East Coast (2010 ish)

I had a broken big toe that week and was a bit wobbly.
Me and my nephew opened fridge rammed full of food and took a 6 pack of sausage rolls.
We stayed up late spamming chat rooms.
I posted some amazing comedy quips.
My nephew copy and pasted the C word until we got banned (in a post punk sort of why I respected it).
It was all s**ts and giggles until someone giggled and s**t.
Until we woke up the next day to a volley of psychotic abuse about how my other 2 nephews are only able to eat sausage rolls. Apparently it's the only thing you can get them to eat (I mean there's literally no questions to be asked about parenting there. Keep that daily tasty pastry and questionable filling coming, they'll be knocking on the door of Bolt's records by the age of 12 on that masterplan)
In the history of life, nothing was more important than the fact me and my bastard nephew had disgraced the whole of mankind by having some food from the communal fridge.
As you can imagine, there has never been a family holiday since.
I can't mention the incident.
Nobody is allowed to.
The next day the fridge was choc full of sausage rolls as anybody who had legs pegged it to the shops for sausauge rolls.
Nobody has ever dared to suggest 1 person was actually being a c**t and the rest of us were trying to have a holiday.
It literally divided the family that me and my nephew had the f**king audacity to mutually mastercate together.

I know what you're thinking, nobody asked.
BUT I THINK YOU NEEDED TO KNOW!

Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Feb 9, 00:03:12