Only ever went once

Toon fans were great, but the matchday experience for the away fan is you climb approximately seven thousand five hundred and thirty four steps and end up with a view of something the size of a large item postage stamp, on which you are assured your players and theirs are running around kicking a round thing about a bit. They miss a trick not having those opera glasses things you get at the theatre, or used to, probably all digital now. Anyway you then climb approximately seven thousand five hundred and thirty three steps down and spend the whole journey back wondering if you miscounted on the way up or the way down.

Posted By: Old Man, Dec 2, 19:05:36