Statement: USAC camp.

The USAC camp is seeking some clarity on his future at WOTB.

The USAC camp would like it to be known while USAC loves posting and (p)owning his Haterz on WOTB, they feel a little disappointed in the WOTB shlubz that they never vote his written works of genius for POTD.

The USAC camp feels that the greatest WOTB poster of all time is not being given the respect he thoroughly deserves.
USAC returned two weeks early after a Norwegian Fjords cruise to prove his commitment to the WOTB.

USAC has always had a positive relationship with all his fans on WOTB (apart from the Haterz)

We would also like to show some support and solidarity to Camp Raheem Sterling.
Clearly it's difficult being a vastly overpaid footballer in these tough economic times.
USAC can relate to being a rich, good looking, world class athlete.

It's important to have a paid team of representatives to fight your battles in the court of public opinion.
That's the very reason USAC has the best legal and PR team money can buy.
The USAC camp would like it to be known that it won't hesitate to use the draconian nanny state laws of the UK against its citizens if any thing remotely mean spirited is posted online about him.
We have a direct hotline to Sir Keir Starmer to have the Po Po turn up at your door.
Thankfully USAC is not restricted from saying "mean things" because he lives in a democracy that believes in freedom of speech.(Murica)

Camp USAC would like it to be known that USAC is committed to the WOTB and won't be going anywhere.

Haterz bulbz incoming.

Posted By: usacanary, Aug 19, 11:52:55