It’s finally happened.
I’ve got to the point in my life I never dreamed what happened.
I’ve no idea how to pronounce our managers name.
If half the squad walked past me, I wouldn’t recognise them.
Absolutely no idea what a low block is.
Not the merest hint of excitement about the new season.
Fucking yesss.
My god. This is brilliant. I can’t wait to want complain about sausage roll prices on Facebook
Posted By: BigGrantHolt, Aug 6, 08:27:53
Follow Ups
- I’ve written a chant about low blocks and high presses
Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Aug 6, 14:19:54 - If it's any help I think there's little chance Thorup will play a low block..he's more
Posted By: BINMEN8R, Aug 6, 10:43:13 - Innit bruv
Posted By: Huge Small, Aug 6, 10:28:26 - The squad one is easy- it's the same as last year
Posted By: paulg, Aug 6, 09:35:52 - Jess Hoff Thorup Road....
Posted By: usacanary, Aug 6, 09:16:38 - 1I don't even know for sure if I know our manager's name
Posted By: Charles21, Aug 6, 09:00:18 - I’m halfway there but I know once the season starts I’ll become more invested
Posted By: Adster, Aug 6, 08:51:43 - Forget paying for the sausage rolls, steal them and claim you're a patriot.
Posted By: DrDublin, Aug 6, 08:30:21 - Join the club
Posted By: CB41, Aug 6, 08:29:45
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