utterly unwatchable joke of a sport

oooh, heres a load of men in their pants poncing about and dipping in and out of jacuzzis and waving camply at people. just show us the f**king diving and be done with it. we dont see ben stokes poncing up and down in the dressing room at lords in his tanga briefs slapping ben ducket with a wet towel, it's got f**k all to do with the competiton.

also; swimming, you don't need to be introduced like it's the f**king gladiators, just file out of the dressing room pop your goggles on and get on your little box and wait for the starting pistol, nobody is interested in you slapping your chest and arms like some testosterone fuelled deranged cage fighter, you are going for a short f**king swim in a warm pool.

sort it out knapper.

Posted By: Tombs, Jul 29, 11:18:14