My Mrs is 60 next year and wants to go to Glastonbury.

Much as I love my music, I'm f**ked if I can be arsed swilling about with 200k people, s**tting in a bucket, and generally being rinsed of cash for 96 hours non stop.

Blow your nose and put the telly on.

Posted By: tudders, Jun 28, 21:27:41