Had a dream I was a DJ and my show was called 'No Requests or Shout outs'

Where id take calls or read out someone saying 'can I say happy birthday to my wife who's working hard at the soup kitchen. She'd love to hear 'it makes the room look bigger' by Half Man Half Biscuit.'

I'd politely refuse both and state the name of the show, then about 5 songs later play said Half Man HB song.

Then repeat the same skit for 4 hours











Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

Posted By: Lentil Weaver, May 12, 09:34:23