I worked in a pub once where some bright spark had put the orange cordial optic next to

the red security light which was on 24/7.

Nobody orders Orange Squash in the pub unless they're a Massive Girl, do they? So this drink must have been fermenting away for about 9 years.

One day some ideot ordered an orange squash, I plunged the optic and up and....Boom! It blew the top/bottom of the bottle right off! Fortunately the bracket kept it mostly in place and none of it exploded in my face.

Posted By: Huge Small, May 9, 20:46:04