5 tricks to avoid jury service. Courts HATE this!

1) Turn up in a black cap
2) Ask the usher 'Who are we convicting today?'
3) Ask the judge for a selfie for your Insta followers
4) Ask the CPS if you can live tweet from the jury box
5) Ask defending counsel if you can have a share of their success fee

Posted By: CWC, May 16, 12:53:40