Dont no why people our moaning

Been much hotter than this before. A few years ago I ran the Marathon des Sables when it was 50 degrees in the shade. I couldn’t be bovvered to take my running kit so just gaffer taped bin liners around me. Covered my arms and legs and face in olive oil cos skin cancer was created in a lab in china and a guy on TikTok proved that sun cream actually reduces your skins natural resilience to the suns rays. There was no water at the aid stations only cups of piping hot tea. On the 3rd day I’d got to the check point so far ahead of everyone else I was so bored so challenged the locals to a 90 minute football match with no breaks. Scored 7 goals and saved a penalty. When I crossed the finish line, I didnt have time to collect my winners medal, as there was a helicopter waiting to take me back as I was needed at work operating a blast furnace on the surface of the sun. Told them to keep the prize money for braking the coarse record cos I earn s**tloads. When I got to work I Had to walk around in bear feet because my kevlar boots had melted but I wos fine.

People just to woke too handle a bit of sunshine these days.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 16, 13:46:08