some important details missing from the 38 degrees SOP
1 - get down to the supermercado at opening hour plus minutes one, no margin for error, to snaffle the bags of ice cubes. Otherwise all the silver surfers will grab them for their g&ts the selfish old w**kers.
2 - don’t forget the strawberry mivis while you’re there but this is a secondary objective
3 - acquire a giant wind machine from your local film studio and place your favourite chair in front of it
Good to go
Posted By: Old Git, Jul 15, 10:02:21
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