we were sat on the beach enjoying ourselves when this man and woman started having an almighty argument in front of a load of kids. suddenly the woman smacked the man on the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive fight and somebody called the police. a copper turned up on his own and took a baton to the man. the man grabbed the baton and started hitting the poor copper AND the woman. then out of the blue this crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages.
Posted By: Tombs, Jul 12, 21:02:30
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