This is a true story

Last night, I had t get up for piss, and it was one of those really, really slow long ones. Thought it would never end.

Eventually, it did (obvs), and I went back to bed.

I then had a dream that I had connected my penis to a garden hose, and was spraying my urine all around the street and into neighbouring gardens for an inordinate amount of time. No-one seemed to complaint.

Eventually, it stopped.

The end.

Posted By: jamesward, Jun 16, 14:34:04