We used to go swimming

In the river near the local golf course when I was a young boy to retrieve golf balls and flog them to happy golfers at 10 for 50p as they passed.

One day a fat red faced and very angry boorish Pringle bedecked golfer threatened us with one of his golf bats and called us 'f**king parasites'.

Not sure why I'm telling this tale, but hey ho.

Posted By: Captain Bligh, Jun 3, 10:36:29