alternatively

if you have fallen out with the local rag but want to throw them a bone (without going through the messy business of apologising) you sow a pretty mahoosive trail of crumbs

Staying in a local hotel - tick
Booked in under a really f**king obvious alias - tick
Seated behind Delia, weaing Visitor lanyards - tick
Sent to look at the touchline closest to the media gantry while journos still in the ground - tick

I'll be amazed if we didn't fly a giant Betsy Ross from one of the Main Stand flagpoles

Posted By: Henclrikus, May 27, 19:28:05