So they don’t piss out over your hand so you don’t burn yourself trying to jog up the steps because it’s taken so long to get served at half time because we employ children to pour an ice cold cheap ale from a bottle they’ve spent 2 minutes trying to open because there’s one bottle opener in the whole kiosk and only one adult knows how to use it and he’s busy microwaving the foot-longs because he taken by surprise at the influx of people running down the steps at 15:45 and wasn’t ready?
Just a thought.
Posted By: Augustus Pablo, May 27, 08:06:04
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