Cat sat under the bed with the rabbit doing her "look what I brought you" noises and refusing to move
I couldn't reach her so I threw books at her under the bed until she flounced off (only paperbacks, no cat was harmed in the making of this motion picture)
She came back at 05:55 (f**k knows how she got back in) to reclaim the rabbit but I'd hidden it on a bookcase. She sulked.
I'm going to use the rabbit as bait in the fox trap but I'll have to wait till the gardener who objects to me killing things (moles, rats, greenfly) has knocked off
Posted By: Old Git, May 24, 10:11:30
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