i really am not cut out for this f**king caring s**t

just been round and got the dementia in law on the stair lift and father dementia in law decides he wants to have some form of input into this hopeless maelstrom of s**t that has become my existence now. so he's commandeered the remote control, she's strapped in crying like a baby and he's shooting her up the stairs but he keeps taking his finger off the control because he's got the parkinson's shakes so the stairlift stops and does ten big beeps for some reason before it kicks back into operation and all i can hear going round and round my head is "KEEP YOUR FINGER ON THE FUCKING BUTTON CLEM FANDANGO, KEEP YOUR FINGER ON THE FUCKING BUTTON".

hopefully that's it for the day. time for some clikkit. oh it's over.

Posted By: Tombs, Mar 25, 21:44:33

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