I don't why no-one has invented a toilet/bidet combo yet
Failing that, a self-cleaning arsehole implant.
Or surely at least something more advanced than a few sheets of paper.
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 13, 21:24:03
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- Had them in Japan 20 odd years ago
Posted By: Old Splat, Mar 13, 21:35:53 - 1the japanese have arse cleaning bogs
Posted By: Tombs, Mar 13, 21:28:34 - “ a self-cleaning arsehole implant”
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 13, 21:26:40 - 2They have
Posted By: SCC 28, Mar 13, 21:25:07
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