But he'll be there with a wagging tail, a welcome like you've been gone for months and a big old lick with a tongue that'd probably been up his arsehole 5 mins earlier when you get in.
And all the really s**t stuff will melt away for that brief but honest moment of unconditional love.
Then we'll f**king lose 2 nil.
Posted By: Captain Bligh, Mar 4, 21:03:23
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