BWOD slips unnoticed into the Kremlin, garrottes the tea lady, and the last words that bastard hears are, "Oh I do so hope you enjoy your tea, Mr President", as he looks quizzically at the unfamiliar face and the room begins to swim.
Then (this bit's a little hazy) Tombs & co blow the f**king Kremlin sky high, having first smuggled out BWOD of course, and we all meet outside Carra at 2.45 on Saturday, to enjoy a 4-0 pumping of Brentford.
All quite likely and do-able I reckon, apart from beating Brentford.
Posted By: paulg, Mar 4, 12:45:34
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