Oh you!

Of course it was in jest! It was really funny and worryingly exactly like something I might have written when I was 14 - although the bit about the Ted Baker lip gloss inaccurate. Much more likely to have been something like this

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And if one of the boys had found my diary and shared it around, this is exactly how I'd have written about it in my diary! In this scenario you are Martin Boreham and WY is David Alexander from my teenage years.

Posted By: Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 10:17:09