I had pie and chips last night, but, and here's the clincher

It was actually a pasty as far as I'm concerned, it didn't come in a pie dish and wasn't round like a pie.

It was sold as a pie by some posh overpriced outlet at a railway station in London. My missus bought it on the way home from a meeting.

I guess the metropolitan elitist t**ts think it's a pie and a rather jolly working class wheeze, but in my book it was a f**king pasty, or at the very least a pie/ pasty hybrid. A piesty. A f**king expensive t**tty thing.

However, it was very tasty, I have to reluctantly admit.

That, me old mucker, is a 100% true story.

Posted By: Captain Bligh, Feb 25, 19:39:37