That's a shame as

I still have 1,000 bog rolls and 100 litres of petrol in the garage from various recent panic shopping sprees. I've been wondering how to get rid, and a massive arson attack could have killed two birds with one stone for me!

(If I ever end up in court and my wrath posts are used as evidence, I can't stress enough that this really is a joke!)

Posted By: Under soil heating, Feb 7, 13:28:19