It hasn't even been published and yet I've been bored by it for days

Every news channel, every hour, on the hour, for the last fortnight:

"When will Sue Gray's report be published?" - we don't know
"Why hasn't it been published yet?" - we don't know
"Might it not have been published because of X?" - we don't know
"What will it say when it's published?" - we don't know
"What if it says this, will Boris have to go?" - we don't know
"What if it says that, will Boris cling on?" - we don't know
"Here's an MP/failed lawyer/ex spin doctor/politico - what do you think will happen/should happen/might happen?" - we don't care

HOLY FUCKING FUCKNUTS GIVE IT A REST. JUST WAIT FOR THE FUCKING THING TO BE PUBLISHED AND THEN KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT.

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 31, 14:15:06