A guy I knew from hockey boasted he could fit £6.20 worth of 20p in his foreskin

His surname was very similar to the Captain’s above. He was very proud of his huge foreskin and went he went for a slash in the loos he used to swing his old bill around so it sprayed like a sprinkler on a hosepipe. Always best to stand a decent distance from him in the gents.

Posted By: KentonCanary, Jan 27, 19:03:30