Welcome to the good news thread,wipe your feet let me take your coat and come right in

No talk in here of depressing af: c*vid/cricket/ncfc please, contibuters are merely requested to post snippets of trivial good news yarns that occured over their christmas time. i shall start, i got a pair of gloves for christmas. BOOM! what a mood enhancing moment that was my spirits fairly soared through the stratosphere best thing in ages. oh yes and a little christmas joke if you have one.....

"a little boy asks his dad "Where does poo come from?"

His father is taken aback by the question but decides to give his son the facts straight up.

"Well son," he says, "after you have eaten your dinner, the chewed up food passes down the esophagus by peristalsis. It enters the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal. This contracts the protein before waste enters the colon. Water is absorbed, whereupon it enters the rectum finally to emerge out of your bum as poo."

"Oh," says the boy. "and where does Piglet come from?""

Posted By: Tombs, Dec 27, 11:08:59