There was a story a few years ago about a girl at Glastonbury

I think it went something like she dropped her phone down one of the bogs, then decided to fish it out of all the piss & s**t. She must've stunk.

Anyway, that would never happen to Bob. If it did though, he'd still come up with a smile on his face and smelling of roses.

Posted By: NxNW, Dec 14, 16:56:36