11. news from the front-line maybe?

much longed for by nobody new hourly cruise news updates via the webcams facility, just log into your canariesworld account and go to the cruise news page:

webcam 1. in the cabin with the waiter doing the turndown service, nice arse cleavage if you are lucky

webcam 2. yawn along in the casino on the craps table as full and extensive use is made of the platinum drinks package. as la vida loco is played out by a fat bloke in a tux on a white grand piano, then that gobby northern woman comes on and leads the entire boat on a night with dame vera lynn experience.

webcam 3. in one of the 59 sumptuous buffet rooms with full carpeting where phillipino chefs have lovingly hand carved some vegetables and melons into peacocks and there's a taj mahal ice carving (not to scale) the food is served on mirrored velvet plinths. hand sanitisers are freely available by the plate dispensers.

webcam 4. in the sick bay with doctor norovirus. it's packed.

Posted By: Tombs, Nov 23, 13:05:22