Catch a nasty bug between Xmas and New Year, then get yourself in the NNUH for the whole of Jan on a drip and being fed through a tube.
If you're lucky, by the time you come out you'll have a new hip, someone else's spleen and a date with that nice young doctor (you know the one, he was in the news until the case collapsed after the CPS failed to disclose crucial evidence to his lawyer).
Posted By: NxNW, Nov 17, 20:01:21
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