But then I am a cautious creature
An especially fertile young sailor
Had condoms handmade by his tailor
He told the landlubber
"Use double the rubber -
Ex abundanti cautela"
The sums involved aren't huge and are tax deductible
If it takes off you'll be glad you did
Posted By: Old Git, Jul 9, 15:01:50
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