McFootball where you can buy tickets to watch Happy Games
Players with fake smiles. Matches will be shorted and include time-outs because the viewers have short attention spans and any excuse for an advert. Kits covered in adverts like an F1 driver. Countries will bid to host matches. Messi and Ronaldo will be playing until they are 80 and then make a comeback.
The biggest clubs in the Euro Super League will eventully want more money then leave to form a World Soccer League leaving Spurs, Arsenal etc. behind whose fans will say it's so unfair.
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Apr 19, 16:58:43
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- Clubs will launch a new kit for each match
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Apr 19, 17:22:32 - Players wearing huge padded 'uniforms' and tackles banned so players so valuable
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Apr 19, 17:18:25 - 10 points for a win, 10 points for a draw, 10 points for a loss so that everyone is Happy
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Apr 19, 17:16:38 - 6Four quarters each split into seven and a half minute halves
Posted By: Old Man, Apr 19, 17:07:42 - Get those hand signal goal celebrations trademarked now!
Posted By: trafford_canary, Apr 19, 17:05:44 - 1Drive thru cup finalz
Posted By: Tombs, Apr 19, 16:59:41
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