Coke and hookers

would be what tudders would do.

I will open a particularly nice bottle or two and celebrate with my boys, one of whom will be as excited as I am and two of whom will at least understand what it means to me. My wife will look on in baffled but tolerant incomprehension and at some point will say "I don't know why you make such a big deal of it, it happens all the time and they're bound to come down again anyway".

Posted By: Old Git, Apr 14, 10:57:54