Swansea are 14 (FOURTEEN) points behind!

Brentford are 15.

And we just won 8 wins from 9!

The "chasing pack' would have to go on a sensational run and we'd have to suddenly hit relegation form. Both of these things are extremely unlikely when you look at how all clubs have performed over the whole season.

If by some insane fluke it does happens, then the next game we are allowed into the ground, I will perform a full-length streak of the pitch culminating in a cock-tummy slap-dance in front of the Directors box. You have my word.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 1, 15:49:47