Nothing much, just

- "simulation"
- s**t refs
- unavailability of decent poncey IPAs in most grounds
- that drunken idiot who gives a constant, loud "expert commentary" throughout the game, well one of yer, no bring it bring it GIVE IT YOU MORON, f**kern FORWARDS then, f**kern useless, who's that t**t for us again, football isn't rocket science so why are we getting it all wrong WE'RE ONLY TEN POINT CLEAR f**king DO BETTER, REF YOU CUNT, I love My Lilttle Pony, f**kern diving cheating prick, f**king out of my way I need another piss. That one.
- offside rules no-one understands
- VAR
- "simulation"
- no alcohol within sight of the pitch
- having to sit down for most of the match. Younger people won't understand how unnatural this is. But it's unnatural.
- handball rules which are ridonkulous
- constant ref-hounding
- "simulation"
- no chicken balti pie on offer
- the distortive effects of the TV money
- the hoarding of the TV money by the Prem teams (even when we're one of them I still think much more of that should flow down the pyramid)
- "simulation"
- rail replacement bus services
- Wolverhampton Wanderers
- ludicrous over-policing, though to be fair that's been less of an issue in the last decade or two
- did I mention "simulation"

There'd be more but I'm in quite a good mood today after last night

Posted By: Old Man, Mar 4, 10:24:44