Great summary from the Guardian:

1.Lee Mason gives the free-kick. Everyone gets ready for the free-kick.
2.Lee Mason blows his whistle. Lewis Dunk takes the free-kick.
3.Lee Mason forgets he blew his whistle.
4.Lee Mason blows his whistle to tell Brighton that they can forget about this shot counting because he hadn’t blown his whistle yet.
5.The shot goes in.
6.Lee Mason has disallowed the goal, because he hadn’t blown his whistle before the free-kick was taken.
7.Lee Mason is reminded that he blew his whistle before the free-kick was taken, and forgets that he blew his whistle because he hadn’t blown his whistle.
8.Lee Mason allows the goal.
9.Lee Mason is reminded that he blew his whistle because he hadn’t blown the whistle that he had blown.
10.Lee Mason disallows the goal.
11.The end.

Posted By: mr carra, Feb 27, 16:01:48