Had Monty Sparfington as my map reader. Monty held the damn map upside down coming through the Dolomites so we took a left hander at 87mph and he flew straight out of the window. Landed on his testicles, developed the most beautiful alto singing vice and opened a bar in the red light district in Bangkok.
Posted By: Old Git, Jul 8, 19:20:06
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