PM: Jumbo1

Urban Jungle matters

1. Never knew about urban jungle til yesty. I watted to go to the Foundry plant centre en route to dropping the long haired general off at Draytonia and satnav mugged me right off so did a u turn in a drive way and she says "ooh, theres Urban Jungle where N goes with her Nanny shes always going on about it, we should take a look" so beans as i wear the trousers in this unit i say "f**k that, we are going to the foundry woman and that is it now shut the f**k up and know your place" and then we go in to Urban Jungle.

2. Never knew a Becclesian variant existed so i am not guilty of climate criminal accusatories however, dot dot dot...

... what i did discover is that they charge for deliveryage: tenner flat rate plus an additional 1 pounderson per mile on top so beans as the Becclesian depot is 5 miles nearer to me i will be able to save not only planet earth 🌍 but also a skydiver so i will invest that on a pint when the pubblies reopen. Cheers Jumblers youre the best 🍻♻️

Posted By: Tombs, Jul 1, 10:31:00