Somewhere modest on the river with a 300m rifle range in the grounds, a pub,

Snooker room, lighthouse, seaview, no neighbours, small woodland iro 4 acres with well stocked lake, 2 cavernous thatched barns with tractors and diggers and s**t, six wheeled banana splits utility vehicle, tennis courts, quadruple garage with second floor accommodation one garage for an east coast icon 4x4 landrover defender with Fuckoff 1p5wich number plates, 2 pools, ping pong table, revolving kitchen diner with lasers, complete cellar with lift access, giant observatory, two main battle tanks guarding the driveway, cheesery, hot air balloon and launch pad with a helicopter, 4 sea eagles, small hadron collider, Unimog, rooftop gardens with heated seating areas, 2 Bose sound systems, Orangeey, teak greenhouse with potting shed, backlit tungsten drawbridge, fully kitted out soundproof workshop with dust extraction system and olive oil pitt heating system and a and a Wisteria covered Dalbergia slatted wheelie bin storage area. Other than that I'm not overly fussed really. Maybe an F1 car water feature.

Posted By: Tombs, Jun 6, 18:17:25