To continue the theme... Semicolons.
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.”
-Kurt Vonnegut
Posted By: Cardiff Canary, Jun 3, 11:00:45
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- 1Old school wrath
Posted By: camcan, Jun 3, 14:44:12 - 2Given that the height of Vonnegut’s entire oeuvre is “So it goes”
Posted By: Old Git, Jun 3, 13:42:59 - Let's put that to the test
Posted By: Basil Wrathbone, Jun 3, 11:26:39 - Sounds like Kurt has been mixing with the wrong type of transvestite hemaphrodites
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 3, 11:25:23 - Colons are a pain in the arse
Posted By: CB41, Jun 3, 11:05:06
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