A conspiracy theorist dies

and gets to the pearly gates. St Peter says
'Before you enter, I'll answer one question for you. Absolutely anything and I promise, I will answer with the absolute truth.'

The conspiracy theorist thinks for a second.
'JFK' he says 'level with me, what really happened?'

St Peter replies
'The truth is, and I know this will disappoint you, it was Lee Harvey Oswald, he was acting alone, he was in the book depository with a rifle, no one else was involved. Unfortunately he was just a very troubled individual.'

'Fuck' says the conspiracy theorist
'This goes deeper than I thought'.

Posted By: Captain Bligh, May 25, 22:17:07