Think he was coached by Prince Andrew?

My eyesight isn't too great today, actually - anyone want to get in a car while I drive it thirty miles?

Really?

Can his wife not drive? I know she said "we're in London" in the Spectator when they were actually in Durham. I'm sure lying about that was her very own idea.

He's a c**t for doing what he did. But he's a total idiot for lying about it, getting others to lie about it, and showing no contrition. When in hole, stop digging. You've f**ked up, hands up, yes I'm sorry I got it wrong, here's what I've done to put things right.

I actually thought usac was right yesterday, he should do a Mandy: resign then come back a year later. There would be bristling and dank memes but that would be all.

The police and the scientists both say he's massively undermined their efforts on all our behalfs. People could actually die as a result of this. So it's not nothing. He needs to go and the government needs to reiterate its (actually pretty sensible) advice strongly, saying we all need to adhere to it, and that should be an end to it all.

Posted By: Yurik Hunt, May 25, 18:39:46