An old woman driv up and jumped the queue on me

I was socially distancing in my drive like a ninger and old woman bowls up slams on the brakes and jumps out of her car, she couldnt give two cromer crabs about social distancing shes practically inside brendas jeggings. Fuck sake i think but let it go as im in no hurry hoping she isnt about to haul arse my two dover r soles. Eventually the penny drops and she apologises to me so i politely tell her "its ok dear you are obviously desperate so now go and f**k yourself you doddery old queue jumping t**t" only kidding i teller no bother. Got some hot smoked salmon as well as a little treat. I love lockdown fishing

Posted By: Tombs, May 6, 15:55:40