Oh yeah, 2 more

2. Rat in me kitchen. Call rentokill then, and shut the f**k up. Save us having to listen to you going on about it.

3. Dancing in the moonlight. Toploader. A really, really fit girl once asked me on a date to go and see them. Our relationship never got off the ground.

Posted By: Captain Bligh, Apr 19, 11:52:58