I had an old favourite but added a new twist for these uncertain times:

Futtle, trunch and malbandion pie with short, curly crusts, an inspired and slightly pointless selection of siberian vegetables including stenchligature, brown stump and summer longbends in a fetid sauce of andrew and millylips.

Side dishes of harp, melody and muff fillets in a reduced confit of pips. Wet sausage handles, fat gourds on a bed of heaving Lucy. Dirty twig starch.

Eton mess.

Accompanied by a disgusting ensemble of Scritti Politi and Don Estelle absolutely f**king murdering Ingrid Michaelson's "When the Leaves" (Steve Martin on banjo)...

Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 30, 15:28:39